that part in the Bible where after the crucifixion these
people go down to Jesus' grave, but when they roll away
the stone that blocks the tomb, the body is missing?
people hear a noise or something. They turn around and there's
Jesus--resurrected, back from the dead and better than new.
tell you a secret. That's what happened to Jon Benet.
if they ever dig up her body looking for clues, they won't
find anything. Not one ribbon, not one strand of golden
hair. She's gone. She's taken off. She's said, "Screw this,
I've had a lousy Christmas and I'm leaving."
could blame her? Remember when you had a lousy Christmas?
When everyone bought you socks and you didn't get that BB
gun? It didn't even snow that year and so you ended up busting
your sled trying to slide down a mud hill.
you probably never had a Christmas as bad as Jon Benet's.
Anyway, she's out there now, looking over the wheel of a
runs her fingers through her hair, and the last clumps of
dirt fall to the floor. She smiles because every day is
Christmas, and she's giving back all her presents.